the end of the year is a time to look
back at what we’ve been doing the past
year,
and make a list of some of the moments
that made the bear come up to my
window.
no guidelines… just here to ridicule.
un-woimmy moments of ‘07

(pocket full of stones)

5.pissn on sombody’s gates- i cuda
puked right on there. pissin is not
enough. lol. it’s all good and i wanna
do it again. if u smell sumthin..
that’s me. ’cause m the shiit!! haha

4.bills bills bills- f’n bills killin
me. well, at least it’s not the
lectric bill m payin.

3.i got passed on a fake one
thousand peso bill- fock it. and so i
passed it around..thud!

2.how i wish we got a back up memory
on dat night.. we ran into the son of
a bulastog vendor and we were like
dons.
"tandaan mo ning mukha na ni pade!!"
haha. super schmuck bing bong got
possessed by libirace that night.
we’re doubled up.
alcohol made me the spitting image of
ron artest.sht.
-walkin in and out of a convenince
store wit just a boxer on
-rap battles that nobody understands.
(even passed out once after battlin’)
so many drunk moments. can’t wait to
wake up the next morning to know wut i
said last night.. then the trouble
starts.
haha.
alcohol+drunk text msgs= serious f’d
up sht.

1. i still suck-i know it. you know
it. my ex girlfriend chants it like it
was somewhat of a voodoo ritual
with matchin rain dance wit her pet
gorilla.

woimy moments of ‘07

(this is why i’m hot)
5. i got a j-o-b..- finally, i’m off
the draft board.. no more unsignd hype
slash free agent goin free lancin. i
shud’ve
stuck myself on my law books but i’m
mentally drained for some reason. i
even toyed the idea of goin into the
porn industry but i realized,
i’m no ron jeremy. so i stuck wit
unemployment. not til that fateful
day.. time to get paid. blow up like
the world trade!

4."as soon as i got it activated, i’m
back in vegas"- i just got my first
ever credit card this year (platinum
pre-approved company card wit my name
and stats steel plated on it)
now, i’m ballin.. (haha.. just another
display on my wallet!) u-huh?!

3.i got my cojones baq! - thanks to
the kim kardashian tape. heyzeus! im
gon be the rated-r youtube star.. tnx
to "anibersaryo"

2. we played against the governor’s
son at their own turf … and we
schooled ‘em. clinic’d em . even if
the brothers dribble like bing bong do
(off the foot fifteen times) .. their
bodygurad/cook jumps out of his seat
like there was a massive locust
infestation everytime his
boss bury a three. luckily for them..
tha rain stopped the game before even
big boi rick bust his allen patrimonio
post move that looks like giving birth

(super schmuck bing bong reminds me of
joey mente)

1. the scientist said she’s the second
sunshine– the chemistry. my back up
memory. she’s the only one i got.
.. and she’s a keeper.

there you go ya’ll.
applause is not
necessary.

wild year. and m prayin to the 2007
year old baby jesus (who’s convincin
tom cruise to drop his scientology
rants)
to always bless us and keep us safe
always ( and bring my sanity back)

let’s start the cheese chase !

..
i want the dead presidents to
represent me….

~ by iamwoim on January 7, 2008.