ya’ll know what they say, a rolling stone go with no I.D. oh fock it, whatever. porny’s so-called urban life continues and now on its first month run. blessed with a good morning faux-hawk, i had my first haircut minus my personal barber, tonette. sure the tonette cut isn’t always consistent but he can make me sharp once in a while not like bing bong who always get a vic sotto cut rather than his george clooney fantasy look plus he get his brows plucked everytime so he doesnt wanna risk his neck on this self proclaimed spanky coco. the alitas made a flash visit and nthin made our night but that gay vagrant with his TMZ-like skills who just pop out of nowhere everytime there’s a celebrity sighting. and speakin of sightings, so far it just been heart evangelista and baby dalupan who graced my eyes on this month span. and oh wait, yeah that chekwa jeffrey tam minus his false incisors. he walked right infront of me and it made me say, “shit.that’s how i wanna be like someday”!  i wanna be a made man. doin nuthin but watch last full shows. rihanna got popped and amare almost got traded. christian returned to WWE and roy jones’ goin to make his MMA debut. a wedding happened but t has been a lil disastrous for me in the end.whoever tought m gon make my own “lock myself up in the CR” moment. if it aint just for that fockin garter! whoever you are, man.. you are a DEAD MAN WALKN’!

went to UP fair with chinggay and her batibots and although we haven’t witnessed it, breakin down a wall hasnt been this fun. bamboo just maximixed the fire level on their asses when they played “tatsulok” and there go the J to the L-Os takeshi’s castle style. if all the world stage and barricades, man, it’ll turn EDSA revolution into a footnote in our philippine history.— with a lil EMO taste in it. too bad i haven’t watched all of the movies premiered on pelikuletran last week bt as what i saw and i heard, it’s panalo as what chinggay said. but ahhmm.. bembol’s blush-on’s a classic. more power to the skin heads! they’re makin the world a lil shinier. and next week, we gon let our celphones shine cause it’s the final set,baybee! ely and the crew’s back and this time, more drama. heard bout he and diane goin to splitsville but because i’m just readin the news only once or thrice, i really can’t confirm nor deny this but one thing’s for sure, if ely’s gon suffer another chest pain, pls god, i’m beggin, take him with you.  he can do very good fruitcakes and for sure all ya’ll up there will like it. nahhh.. but ahhmm.. just don’t disappoint. i’ll trade my nikes for chucks even just for a night and witness ya’ll walk outta that stage for one last FINAL time.

this is rawnology and i’m done scratchin my horns.

Lemme say this again.. HE’S A DEAD MAN WALKIN!!!

~ by iamwoim on February 28, 2009.